Some E Cards

One of my new favorite websites is someecards.com--a website where you can find & send hilarious e-cards for every kind of occasion. Their witty and dry approach to e-greetings inspired me to try my hand at a few. I may not have a future with Hallmark, but I had a hell of a time coming up with some e-greetings of my own!

I apologize in advance to those who fail to see the humor in my offensive messages. If you take a look at the website, you'll understand where I got my inspiration.

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